Jigsaw Puzzle

Two geezers were in a pub partying like mad.

They were drinking doubles and triples, buying rounds and generally having a great time.

When asked why they were celebrating, they boasted that they’d just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it had only taken them two months!

“Two months!” cried the bartender. “That’s ridiculous. It shouldn’t take that long.”

One of them replied, “Well, the box said two to four years!”